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NTMP #27: Gen Croots
Please groan inside your tube.
Toni McLellan
Aug 7
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NTMP #26: Senior Vice Squid
Make a little bad news flashlight in your soul
Toni McLellan
Jul 31
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NTMP #25: Squoaf mode
Only the fanciest of footballs for me.
Toni McLellan
Jul 24
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NTMP #24: Invasive Nerd Fish
Countdown to clownfall
Toni McLellan
Jul 17
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NTMP #23: American Idiots
The hard yakka of upholding democracy
Toni McLellan
Jul 3
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NTMP #22: Malevolent olfactory ghost
If you need me, I'll be in the plotting room
Toni McLellan
Jun 26
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NTMP #21: The Rick Moranis Cinematic Universe
Have an unhealthy Coke and a smile
Toni McLellan
Jun 19
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NTMP #20: Chalupa pentameter
What about everyday cheese rolling?
Toni McLellan
Jun 12
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NTMP #19: Longbottoming Out
That's MISTER Shart to you, u bum!
Toni McLellan
Jun 5
1
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NTMP #18: A cool Swede
Dispatch from Pootown USA
Toni McLellan
May 29
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NTMP #17: Haunted Castle of Spite
It's breezy sack season, babies!
Toni McLellan
May 22
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NTMP #16: Smith Corona Cougar
It's hard to type 'asse heads' when the 's' key sticks
Toni McLellan
May 15
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